Wednesday, January 17

When its wet

K: Where is your rain coat?
R: You are running early this morning.
K: It is my usual time.
R: Rained all night.
K: I don't know about that. I sleep at night.
R: What is the difference between a condom and a raincoat?
K: I only wear a condomn when I have sex.
R: No. If you wear a raincoat you might not get wet.
K: What?
R: I guess I'll have to work on that one.
K: yeah I think so.

3 comments:

Rye said...

the raincoat-condom metaphor could be more easily understood if it weren't so bloody purple!

Red A said...

R: What is the difference between a condom and a raincoat?
K: I only wear a condomn when I have sex.
R: No. If you wear a raincoat you might not get wet.

I recall the saying being, "wearing a condom is like taking a shower with a raincoat on."

Rye said...

kevlar just makes all this shit up. we dont know whats wrong with him really.