I Like this Song

Josh Ritter

the ol' ghost child in elevator trick

Hilarious, then creepy, then distrurbing - people at their most frightened

souped up tractor

 kev could do this. right? right!

sheepdogs - the way it is

i could make this team 

mushroom bagel

lopped off top just add caterpillar cream cheese - yum

hydromorphone

had to look it up - definitely an opiate though a watered down one - wiki entry , buzz buzz.

kevlar 4.0

happy birthday kev.

yeah thanks there guy.

 how's it feel to be entering your 5th decade?

hold it now. i'm only 40!

right.

i suppose. i feel good. you're not far behind me.

i'm not far behind you.

you will join me soon.

i will join you soon.

will you stop that! i am not your father!

i feel so youngish in your company.

ass.

yours?

what?

on the internets.

right.

now that you're 40 you should probably stop showing your ass around.

it's called mooning but i never do it. it's a myth.

hmm.. there's all this evidence...

lies!

propaganda?

it's all brett's fault! he's the real arse!

he loves you you know. more than anyman i know.

i don't need that kind of love.

well, have a fine birthday. have a beer cake.

thank you. and don't publish this conversation.

ok. (ass.)

mushroom cloud over me.

look at my uvula

name that carapace

hint: it's not what it looks like.

flash-back

"seriously, did you see me moon that sailboat? it was awesome!"

lawyers, guns and money

"...after a long day of improbable and grotesque mischief."

warren zevon week - excitable boy

this song has been rattling around inside my head since bread was here

make no mistake - this blog is still all about the kevlar... oh, the dialogue that's scurrying around in my head - for instance: did you know that kevlar didn't see his brother for nine whole years because they were living in different places? it's true.

Funnier because of Pokki's Jacket

Bread Ry Kev J-Hole 2005

The Bread2 Song

A bunch of these are on Google video for 5+ years

r i p carter

gary carter was big in my back yard boy i'll tell you what.

cosmic spunk

i guess my crappy day at work don't mean a fucking thang then...



footage from a NASA satellite right above you...now! no, wait. NOW! shit just missed it

follow the bouncing ball

wasp v. tarantula

burl got a cool lizard pin from the dentist. "what sound does a lizard make?"

first on googler:  lizard sounds - chameleons,  an iguana and a variety of geckoes. endless fun one to 12!

i remember the tokay lizard from thailand (#11). love it!

i never realized it til now but the veiled chameleon (#1) sounds exactly like john saying, "fuck right off..." play it a couple of times, the similarity is there. you gotta say the words though.

I miss the little sound lizards.

 we have fat ass squirrels here. my neighbour mabel feeds them peanuts. jesus, mabel, this is woodstock. there are acorns!

anyway, burly and i watched this cool battle; it is intense. it is squirm worthy. place a bet with a friend.

it's wasp v. tarantula!

snow day

this is pretty much how it is here .

not really, rain and 5 degrees. weird.

why did they cancel school? weirder.

my discomfort with it? weirdest.

older than toothbrushes

after no scouting we stumbled upon the perfect spot for the company toothpick factory. there's stiff competition from maine but we figure if we use cedar instead of birch the toothpicks will 1. double as tinder and 2. offer a more fragrant picking experience.

Holy Shit

Holy Shit it's been a long time since I've been here. Nice Navy Blues Kev.

When do you get to fly the bird? You're deep into your fireman practicum I think?

Funny, we've spoken on the phone since you posted that pic. I gotta check in more often. I don't even remember the triathalon pic. For shame!

I suppose my visit was that last post I did in Feb? btw I think the answer is 43%.

For my next post I'll pull up the minutes from our last conversation and post em later ok? What was it we talked about - dual bladed multi purposed ionized rotor cuffs and their practical applications with regards to mass fire-ladder contruction?

Or was it beer? I forget.

Anyway, nice that your fit and in shape Kev.

Do they make you shave your chest to be firefighter or is that just a myth?

Please advise.

Later,

R