Wednesday, September 19

kevlar 4.0

happy birthday kev.

yeah thanks there guy.

 how's it feel to be entering your 5th decade?

hold it now. i'm only 40!

right.

i suppose. i feel good. you're not far behind me.

i'm not far behind you.

you will join me soon.

i will join you soon.

will you stop that! i am not your father!

i feel so youngish in your company.

ass.

yours?

what?

on the internets.

right.

now that you're 40 you should probably stop showing your ass around.

it's called mooning but i never do it. it's a myth.

hmm.. there's all this evidence...

lies!

propaganda?

it's all brett's fault! he's the real arse!

he loves you you know. more than anyman i know.

i don't need that kind of love.

well, have a fine birthday. have a beer cake.

thank you. and don't publish this conversation.

ok. (ass.)




2 comments:

Anonymous said...

On hydromorphone, hurts to laugh, fortunately this was not funny enough to pop stiches -K

Rye said...

surgery on your birthday? ouch.

feel better man.