Dusted off the oven. Destroyed a wisk mixer and made some wonderful cupcakes.
I spent 450 to buy supplies to make cookies. I just couldn't find the time to make the dough.
Cookies will have to be a project for Saturday morning.
Wednesday, December 26
Betty Crocker
Dusted off the oven. Destroyed a wisk mixer and made some wonderful cupcakes.
I spent 450 to buy supplies to make cookies. I just couldn't find the time to make the dough.
Cookies will have to be a project for Saturday morning.
Tuesday, December 25
Blame Santa
The night before Christmas and I can't sleep. I am gonna blame running around in a Santa suit handing out bags of candy. Some of them were nice and some were naughty. But hey it is Christmas.
Have a good one.
Merry Christmas
Sunday, December 23
Frog story
Saturday after the sports day. My co-workers and I retired to Frog, near
China Medical. One of my co-workers claims: He once used a block buster
card to get a new Canadian passport. After overstaying his Taiwan visa,
he left for Thailand. He went to the embassy and said he "Lost his passport".
He wanted to avoid the "overstay" stamp in his passport. He had only
the one piece of identification, and some kind of magic pen. He provided
two non-relative witnesses in Canada. They were contacted, they said they
knew him, they were able to provide details and he got a new passport in
two days. Good only for one year, and it had the same passport number. So
when he returned to Taiwan, the computer led the officers to say "Have you
ever "Overstayed" ?
The other co-worker began his one- up- man -ship spiel. After traveling on
visa runs 9 times with China airlines, he got a ticket with EVA. The different
airline would not issue him the return boarding pass. He then had to go to the
ticket counter in HongKong. They noticed his stamps and wanted to know
how he was making money in Taiwan. Why did he have so many landing visas?
He was put in some small room with a guy who watches him. When some
woman entered and brought a barge of questions he pulled a silver stick out of
his ass. He loves the beautiful location of Hshinju and is writing a book about the
area. All his money goes to his publisher in Switzerland and he is really taking his
time to gather the facts and develop the Taiwan adventure story. The female
clerk was so pleased she returned his passport with a 60 day visa, and a nice cup
of tea. The woman left "beaming, and gleaming from the shine". Too which the guy
assigned to watch him said " Writing a book, huh. Never heard that one before".
Guess if I want to have some stories to write home about, I gotta get an attitude
adjustment. Perhaps developing my bullshit projector. If only Cranberry would
Publish his how-to book " The Development of the Silver Tongue."
China Medical. One of my co-workers claims: He once used a block buster
card to get a new Canadian passport. After overstaying his Taiwan visa,
he left for Thailand. He went to the embassy and said he "Lost his passport".
He wanted to avoid the "overstay" stamp in his passport. He had only
the one piece of identification, and some kind of magic pen. He provided
two non-relative witnesses in Canada. They were contacted, they said they
knew him, they were able to provide details and he got a new passport in
two days. Good only for one year, and it had the same passport number. So
when he returned to Taiwan, the computer led the officers to say "Have you
ever "Overstayed" ?
The other co-worker began his one- up- man -ship spiel. After traveling on
visa runs 9 times with China airlines, he got a ticket with EVA. The different
airline would not issue him the return boarding pass. He then had to go to the
ticket counter in HongKong. They noticed his stamps and wanted to know
how he was making money in Taiwan. Why did he have so many landing visas?
He was put in some small room with a guy who watches him. When some
woman entered and brought a barge of questions he pulled a silver stick out of
his ass. He loves the beautiful location of Hshinju and is writing a book about the
area. All his money goes to his publisher in Switzerland and he is really taking his
time to gather the facts and develop the Taiwan adventure story. The female
clerk was so pleased she returned his passport with a 60 day visa, and a nice cup
of tea. The woman left "beaming, and gleaming from the shine". Too which the guy
assigned to watch him said " Writing a book, huh. Never heard that one before".
Guess if I want to have some stories to write home about, I gotta get an attitude
adjustment. Perhaps developing my bullshit projector. If only Cranberry would
Publish his how-to book " The Development of the Silver Tongue."
Feng Le Park Report
I got to the right park. I set down my bag. Played on some slides. Sang Happy Birthday. Ate cake. Spoke to John Kuel, Scott, Karl, Cynthia met Dale and Ishmal. Said hello to Jeff. Saw Ivo playing in an orange suit. Went for a boat ride. Took some pictures. Drank a beer. (The rum had evaporated). Played on the inflatable house. Walked a dog. Saw lots of teenagers groping one another, saw some lesbians licking one another's faces. Ran down a hill. Said hello to Dean. Ran down the hill. Ate some Bread. Watched Ivo and Kaia run down the hill. Spoke to Keith. Said good night. Went to the night market, played some games, ate some food, Went to Costco, (Which was as crowded and narrow as the night market) Took a long walk. Jumped in a cab.
Saturday, December 22
Friday, December 21
kevlar's wife pays/paid mainland companies to play her online games for her...
this documentary looks into those gaming workshops - chinese gold farmers
this documentary looks into those gaming workshops - chinese gold farmers
Tuesday, December 18
Spy Satellite Captures Photos of the Compound
The tilt of the Earth and a few parted clouds enabled this shot of A-Hole's Peep choosing juices.The beverages were secretly enclosed in a cooling unit that looked like a white BMW with a dust cover. Some kinda transformer fridge.
Monday, December 17
homer every day for 39 years
I don't see much simpsons past season 8 so I don't know when its from ...
so see this one while it lasts (cause it might get pulled)
so see this one while it lasts (cause it might get pulled)
I Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids.
My old man sent me this joke:
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?' to which she replies,
'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says,
'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party who I bopped on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner cornholed my ass with wet vegetables???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?' to which she replies,
'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says,
'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party who I bopped on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner cornholed my ass with wet vegetables???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
'No, I'm your son's teacher.'
Friday, December 14
What I did and didn't get for Ivo's B-day?
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The cool Spiderman truck, was
replaced with what is in the pink box.
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Cool movie
Ok so the Simpson's Movie is out here on DVD. Here is a little ditty of a movie that Brattcouldn't watch if he wanted to. It is a neat little tale about a deaf guy riding a bicycle around
Taiwan and not having any sex. English subtitles only.
Monday, December 10
Sunday, December 9
Quote for Sunday
Ability is what you're capable of doing.
Motivation determines what you do.
Attitude determines how well you do it.
- Lou Holtz
This space is supposed to be used for the Ry birthday tribute video.. but it is taking a silly amount of time and his birthday was Friday.
Motivation determines what you do.
Attitude determines how well you do it.
- Lou Holtz
This space is supposed to be used for the Ry birthday tribute video.. but it is taking a silly amount of time and his birthday was Friday.
Friday, December 7
red green
no time for blogging this week.
i've been watching some red green lately though
in this clip red takes a trip to his mecca, the duct tape factory
and in this one he makes coffee with a lawn mower
the man's a genius
i've been watching some red green lately though
in this clip red takes a trip to his mecca, the duct tape factory
and in this one he makes coffee with a lawn mower
the man's a genius
Monday, December 3
Idioms
"It's rainning cats and dogs" "Jump out of your skin" "Shake a leg" For the
second grade reader. After presenting idioms like "The pot calling the kettle
black" "50 steps laughing at 100 steps" I asked the Kiwi for an alternative...
to which the Quebecian responded..
" The hash calling the grass dope" ha ha ha
second grade reader. After presenting idioms like "The pot calling the kettle
black" "50 steps laughing at 100 steps" I asked the Kiwi for an alternative...
to which the Quebecian responded..
" The hash calling the grass dope" ha ha ha
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