penises are funny

hate to end the year on such a shitty note.

this might tickle kevlar's funny bone

george brett shit story

arguably the greatest hitter of his generation talks like brian womack on a monday morning

122009

Around 16Km in I understood the term "The legs feed the wolves!"

dog faces

"jo jo the russian dog faced man and other legendary hairy people"

@ Freak Bios

jo jo not pictured here

Kevin You are Kind of a Dog

I've be told that 'I'm kinda of a dog".
Number one, probably said this because a long time ago, I blew warm air in the direction of his friends heart strings.
Number two, kissed me, then later told me she heard I was a bit of a dog.
Number three, was Red-A, there is no filter there, he just said " You're kind of a dog".
When did the stars line up and have these three losely connected people batting around the term "You're kind of a dog!"

So I got out the dictionary I'm not impressed, a little amused, a tad confused and mildly insulted by the term "dog".

dog  Pronunciation [dawg, dog] Show IPA noun, verb, dogged, dogging.

1. a domesticated canid, Canis familiaris, bred in many varieties.

2. the male of such an animal.

3. a despicable man or youth

4. A person: You won, you lucky dog.

5. A person regarded as contemptible: You stole my watch, you dog.

6. A person regarded as unattractive or uninteresting.

7. Something of inferior or low quality

8. An investment that produces a low return or a loss.


I got the working like a dog... sick as a dog... but not the "dog's life"

Spelt It Wronged

I have been teased for my spelling, and I became more diligent. My future should be in sign construction, I have just the right mix of "Don't give a damn and sure, I can do that."

This was taken at a GEPT bushiban by the Burger King in Feng Ja, and not the one by Chung-Yo.

The large sign has the word "peoficiency", which is the test of student urine for test taking, Grade Enhancing Performance Drugs.

My Tri-Bike and My Bi-Bike

The Bi-Bike was the same price as the first bike I bought in Tawian.2500nt.

I bought it from a drug store across from the Da dwan Carrefoure.It looked

like a good deal.But it couldn't have passed the export inspector.Parts I have

replaced 2 tubes 300nt,1 tire 400nt,broke3 pedals 750nt,1 light 199nt, brake

levers(2)borrowed from an abandoned bike.1649nt seemed like plenty a minute ago.

The tri-bike is a 14spd chrome-moly steel framed road bike with bio-pace chain

rings and aluminium everything else.It was left in the recycling dump.On a

dare/suggestion that I couldn't get it on my motorcyle from the pub to my

home I saved it. During my quitting smoking phase I rode a bike to school

(twice a week).I figured this bike would make the trip a little faster than

my folding bike.I want a bike computer to help me track travel distance,

about 500nt. Money just got eaten. 2tires 300nt, 4pedals 650nt,4cables and

tubes 800nt, brake levers 450nt,tape 400nt, seat 150nt,one cassette gear

150nt,chain 400nt, 750nt labour,paint300nt,primer 80nt,sandpaper 45nt.

I wasn't ever going to paint the bike.When I decided to enter the triathlon,

I thought I should paint it, so when I was putting it back together I thought

I will put on new cables, better pedals, and pay someone to re-assemble it.

Time, effort, 4500nt and I have to pedal it by myself.

A similar bike new is only 6500nt, and a new one has re-sale value. Well my

bike will always have the "Old School Look!" and not having manufacturing

stickers makes for a conversation opener with strangers.

weekends

we've been spending most weekends at east grand chiputneticook. the weather (that's what people talk about here) has been hit and miss, that is, sometimes sunny, sometimes rainy. these pics are from a glorious summer day a couple of weeks ago. word is the macleod clan will be popping by the lake tomorrow night en route from pei to the states

High Road Adventure

Up going, rolling along, stalling and coming to a silent stop, 15 minutes of scary flashing, hugging the freeway shoulder barrier area, waiting.
Listening to someone complain about towing and fixing. God I was happy to be off the road and up on the flatbed.
1500 for the tow (good), 4500 to replace the broken part (ok, if he did it right)
Big invite to eat yummy BBQ fish (ok, but no beer cause I'm not spending the night)

I was invited back to go fishing, but we can't communicate. Man these guys got friendly with the questions and statements. The little guy in red is the mechanic, he has two children a boy 18 and a girl 5 years old. His buddy the guy in black and yellow felt I needed to hear that the mechanic had metal balls inserted under the skin of his man-tool. Apparently it helps with the ladies. WAy too much info.

I'm happy to forget the whole day. Except it was Kaia's birthday, and we were going to grandmas to play games and eat cake.

Green Mountain

sandstress shots of bomdagilliad and bomdagilliad moose (so much nicer)

bomdagilliad moose

bomdagilliad

My first quiz night at the Londoner

Sandy, Rye and Bread could have kept me full of beer. If only I known how quiz night worked. It was fun. It was hosted by Sam. There was more then a little bashings and confessions about the previous host "Mr.L"

The highest mountain outside of Asia?

Who did Hulk Hogan defeat in 1984 to take the WWF championship belt?

What North American city takes its name from the French term for strait?

Rombus, Shaw Shank Redemption, The greatest hits, Bonnie Tyler, Wanning moon, New Zealand and Australia. Detroit, the Treaty of Versailles, AU(astronimical unit length based on the mean earth sun distance) and plenty of tidbits and pitchers of beer.

slushy bevvy

these things are overrated

kids wisely chose ice cream

Telephone and TV

My new phone has a Tv. As well as loads of other weird stuff like, two sim card slots. It was made by the same people that make T-shirts with artistic, but mispelled Englsih. So it will last a long time but look odd. IT has a sony viao logo. When there is "no signal" my phone displays "no simple". So far so good. It has excellent battery life and a cool touch screen.. 3000nt

3 foot lily

trout cove

choppy blue

summer pics

sometimes it rains every day

sometimes we get some late afternoon sun that

sets over maine

Triathlon

July 11 th. Sprint triathlon in Maioli. 750m swim,20km bike,5km run. finished 384 out of about 1200. Really heart pumping stuff. Going to go for something longer in September or October. The olympic triathlon is 1.2Km swim, 40 bike, 10km run. It is just too hot to train.

rainy road, summer

Sponsor a Child

This is not your mother's Sally Struthers. Get with the 21st, let go of the media all time high rate of making bad news travel faster.
Let the sun shine in! From the sunny shores of that precious little dragon, the isle de Formosa, the breath taking country of Taiwan.
Forget jobless, mentor a child and re-live your youth. Live in the past and make the future bright. For the low low price of 100usd a month. You can sponsor a privileged child. One with a future, mountains of homework, clear goals for the next 18 years. Non-emaciated, with friends, fancy cars, and oodles of cash to spend on video games,dental work and fast food.
For the low price you can attach yourself to something bright and happy. Completely ignorant of war,poverty, CNN. A child who only knows Obama as some poor Black Kenyan, who became president.
Come on! You never wanted to look after your own, and sponsor a child at home. You have been reaching out for years. Bring those hands together. Unite with children who don't need your help. Change your thinking, send your money, Make the world bright.
Nothing cheap ever lasts! Spend 2000usd a year and get details like: Hand drawn self-portrait, responses to the FAQ , joy of knowing a child is using your money for extendend surrival in FPS games.

Paraskavedekatriaphobia

I did not know this.

LEGEND HAS IT: If 13 people sit down to dinner together, one will die within the year. The Turks so disliked the number 13 that it was practically expunged from their vocabulary (Brewer, 1894).

Many cities do not have a 13th Street or a 13th Avenue. Many buildings don't have a 13th floor. If you have 13 letters in your name, you will have the devil's luck (Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Theodore Bundy and Albert De Salvo all have 13 letters in their names).

Ivo Bowls

Round these parts candlepin bowling is just called bowling.

We took Ivo bowling on his 4th birthday.

Ivo bowl
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Deep Sea Diving

I haven't been diving in ages.

I'd love to go again sometime

I'll never dive to these depths

where the bioluminescent beings thrive

Amazing footage.

Try to pick out the octopus in the last clip.

Smokin in NB

Bread smokes Camels.

I'm on du Mauriers.

We smoked a lot when he was here.

Smoke breaks in Arctic weather

make you really appreciate

warm socks

'Bulletproof Paper Is Stronger Than Kevlar'

Finally, nanopaper bitch slaps Kevlar.

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