kevlar on...

dvd players,

"well, i like mine. i've had it for years now. it's a whoosh."

dvds,

"i like the special features, i like to watch the special features, they're cool."

making videos,

"i like to make 'em, but who's got time? and for what? nobody watches them!"

when the next ktv installment might appear,

"hard to say. why? did someone say something? i know you said aj liked them."

going topless for the ktv spots,

"i was young. it was hot. it's too cold now. stop touching me!"

the dragon's lair video game,

"it was fun but i got killed early. haven't tried lately"

hosting poker,

"fun for awhile but then you look around and there're beer bottles stacked to your ceiling and the place smells like an internet cafe. impossible now that i have a kid"

attending a poker game,

"i'll play anytime anywhere. i love poker. and it's easier to win now that bread's gone"

drinking beer,

"it's the best, you know, but better on a hot day than a cold one."

drinking tequila,

"it seemed like a good idea at the time."

seeing changhua ton sugar and paul chao and kevin macleod at grooveyard on saturday night,

"it was really fun! fun to see those guys! even macleod. we buried the hatchet"

seeing sho there,

"oh man, oh man, she had to walk me home."

january ending,

"good. fine, see you later never cared much for january anyway"

south america,

"i still want to go. it'd be different over there."

bread,

"i like it. it's good. buttered and toasted.

your friend bread,

"he's living my life! except for the lawyer reading books stuff! dick!"

back hair,

"it's genetic so fuck off!"

being married,

"i love kaia."

being a dad,

"kaia's great!"

the legend of aaron's hidden beer,

"yeah, i don't know. i'm confused, maybe it's there, maybe not."

nicknames,

"i don't see what all the fuss is about. what's a j-hole anyway?

karlemagne,

"aaron doesn't like you renaming people. karl's cool."

ponce,

"huh?"

working 6 day weeks,

"blows. sucks. sucks and blows."

grade 8 boys,

"hell. pure hell. why won't they sit down? what's wrong with them? they don't like me i know it but you know what, i don't care cause why should i?"

power tools,

"now we're talkin', power tools yeah! all i need is a catalogue and some money!"

this blog,

"good name but too grey. needs a makeover.'

makeovers,

"metrosexuals. queer eye! aaron was all about that before!"

neck beards,

"...should be braided."