Sunday, January 21

Forget hotdog eating contests!! Taiwan Champions


Bangor,M.E. residents are thrilled after their Mayor Ivo Hyphen announced the new competition. " For years we have been losing tourist dollars to the New York hot dog eating commpetition.. Not anymore! WE GOT PARKING LOTS". Bangor hosted the first international fill a parking lot competition. The Australians managed to park and barbie some roos. The Japanese filmed a game show, a cooking show and a tit-less bikini fashion show. The Taiwanese stunned all with their double parking skills by placing two cars in every space. Feeling the competeitive spirt the Americans spat, cursed and lobbed snow balls at the Canadians. Kevlar Cannuck captain of the Canadian team, quit in protest and said he wanted to go to South America.

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