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K: hey Rye that snake video was kinda creepy..

R: yeah I think that's because it's in black and white...

K: no, no that's not it.

R: it looks more constructed?

K: no. hunh? what's that mean?

R: industrial?

K: i don't know what your talking about.

R: were you rooting for the tiger or the snake?

K: in the black and white video?

R: did you see a snake in the other one?

K: no.

R: then yes, the black and white one.

K: I don't know, snakes and tigers, they're all wild! probably the tiger..

R: so you were happy with the outcome?

K: I don't know, i didn't finish it. it was too hard to watch..

R: because of the quality or because of the lack of color?

K: because why are you posting videos of tigers fighting snakes anyway?

R: I don't know. I guess 'cause I found that tiger leaping out of the grass video again and got so turned on I thought I'd look for more tiger videos...

K: tiger fetishist!

R: fine but tigers are way cooler than pigs!

K: sexier maybe... cooler that's a tough one..

R: i can't believe you said that.

K: i said nothing .... where was that video filmed anyway?

R: India maybe...

K: why was the white guy in the tree?

R: probably so he wouldn't be eaten... tigers and snakes are dangerous you know..

K: enough then... i got class...

R: that's your opinion...

K: crank!

R: let's see how long we can only post in black and white...

K: you won't last too long...

R: how do you know that?

K: 'cause i talked to yer wife the other day and she said so that's why...

R: dick tree!

K: twat waffle!

R: i wanna see a KTV in Black and White...

K: no problem...I wanna stop talking to you making this shit up on your breaks..

R: a student told me a joke today...

K: yeah?

R: what animal makes women full of envy?

K: that's a strange question..

R: that's how he phrased it...

K: i don't know, what animal?

R: Z-Bra!

K: musta been a JR II class!

R: Jia ban! it killed!

K: let's make like a story and end!