Tuna

When Sandstress thought of me as a Tuna sandwich... I was not enthusiastic.. I think she meant

to say "if I was a steak.. I might look like this... or something rather..Like if Kevlar had to be a

fish steak, he would be a tuna steak. Her husband would be a deep fried Chinese breaded fish

pattie with greasy fries and a pickled egg.