baseball names

R: the IBAF should require teams to have nicknames.

K: who?

R: for the baseball teams. international teams should have nicknames representative of the countries' history, culture...

K: oh, the baseball. like what?

R: how about the spanish conquistadores? they could take the field with those funky metal hats and puffy pants, flanked by priests and crucifixes.

K: i see. the matadors would be better.

R: why?

K: tighter pants.

R: canada?

K: beavers!

R: leafs?

K: no, beavers.

R: the u.s.?

K: yankees. then the taiwanese would cheer for them.

R: good point. how about marines?

K: next.

R: japan.

K: adult comic books. sake? fish?

R: kamikazes.

K: fine. who else? korea kimchi!

R: hermits.

K: soju!

R: bi bim bap!

K: kimchi is better.

R: bi bim bap includes kimchi.

K: protesters! yeah!

R: australia?

K: beaches. crocs. i don't know. are you almost done?

R: thailand?

K: thailand plays baseball?

R: yeah. how about the kings?

K: or the lady boys. yeah!

R: holland?

K: smokers!

R: yes! cuba?

K: castros. commies. brett would say commies.

R: you're his bitch aren't you?

K: i'm leaving.

R: wait wait. panama?

K: panamaniacs!

R: diggers?

K: that's stupid.

R: mexico?

K: tacos.

R: mariachi.

K: sombreros. no wait, i change my answer. cerveza!

R: lemon wedges.

K: i gotta go. south africa got a team?

R: yep. the apartheid.

K: isn't that over? diamonds.

R: diamonds is good though they suck hard. italy?

K: marco polos!

R: romans.

K: no. ruins!

R: germany?

K: engineers.

R: venezuela.

K: i don't know where that is.

R: they have oil.

K: greasers!

R last one. taiwan.

K: hmmmm... kmt? islands?

R: islanders?

K: scooters. chewers.

R: formosan bears?

K: there you have it. thanks. i gotta go. anne's calling.