Gone Fishin'

R: I heard your brother went fishing.

K: He likes to fish.

R: I heard he caught crabs.

K: No. I think you heard your brother got crabs.

R: Well your cousin went trawling in international waters and caught nothing.

K: He is big on "Catch and Release".

R: Is there a size requirement?

K: I don't have any idea, what the requirements are!