R: hey kev, didn't know you were an indians fan.
K: indians? i think the word you're searching for is first nations.
R: cleveland indians.
K: oh, right. the shirt. yeah, big fan! they're awesome!
R: what do you know about cleveland?
K: you gave me this shirt!
R: technically, sandy got it for you, i didn't give you shit.
K: well, thanks anyway.
R: must have been from the bargain bin on tea street 'cause i've seen some other guys wearin' 'em too...
K: whatever. i kinda like it! go indians!
R: they're doing well this year. my in-laws live in cleveland.
K: yes, i knew that.
R: d-wayne is a big tribe fan too.
K: is that so?
R: yep. so what do you know about cleveland?
K: um, they have a baseball team?
R: yep. what else?
K: ummmm, it's the land of cleves!
R: what's a cleve k-dog?
K: a cleve! the indians used to use cleves to chop things up!
R: like a cleaver?
K: no, rye, a cleeeever... don't you know anything? i thought you liked history!
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One who came from the district of Cleveland in Yorkshire, England, a corruption of "cliff lane," from the steep, hilly terrain of the region.
Ry likes to stir shit on rainy days. Cause there are no flies and the shit gets runny.
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