it's hard to get good help these days

R: are you in meow-li this week kevlar?

K: where i am is nothing compared to where i should be.

R: what's that mean?

K: never mean what it minds. how come i can't sign into ni howdy or kevlar?

R: 'cause j-hole upgraded ni howdy to the new blogger. so you've got to sign in with your google account now.

K: what's this new blogger?

R: it's just a little slicker, a little more user friendly, publishes more quickly, that sort of thing...

K: so i need to sign in with my google account?

R: yeah, well you need to transfer your old account to the new one. you have gmail?

K: yes. you gave it to me.

R: so you'll be signing in with your gmail name and password.

K: i'll have to just get j-hole to re-invite me then.

R: i'm sure that won't be a problem.

K: and maybe you need to re-invite me on this one too...

R: well, you've been using the same blogger account for both blogs so all you need is the one invitation...

K: oh, i see...

R: and about your blogging performance...

K: yes?

R: well, i've been getting a lot of mail concerning the ktv spots...

K: what kind of mail?

R: mail demanding i reinstate them. like i cancelled them or something.

K: but you didn't.

R: right. but you did. however inadvertently.

K: so?

R: so you're under contract with TWK to produce a short video a week. preferably a ktv spot. you've been in breach of contract for weeks now.

K: breach? but i've got nothing to say!

R: but there's where you're wrong. you do. you've got lots to say! and now you're on vacation so there's lots of time. no excuses.

K: ok whatever.

R: here's the deal. either you produce a ktv spot by the weekend or the board's gonna take some measures to assure your compliance.

K: measures? what measures?

R: you'll see.

K: is that a threat?

R: no. just a warning, and show some skin too. it's good for ratings.

K: it's cold though!

R: it was 27 degrees today!

K: what if i don't?

R: well i can't speak for the board, but i wouldn't be warning you if they didn't mean business.

K: this is horseshit!

R: so make a video. i got kevlar on the kevlar blog but he never gives us any juicy kevlar nuggets! how's that look to my sponsors? huh?

K: i don't like being told what to do rye.

R: really? considering who you're married to, i thought you'd be used to it.

K: ouch.

R: sorry. had to be said. either you're my video talent or not. make something!

K: i want rum!

R: show me something and i'll make you a drink.

K: i'm starting a labour union for abused bloggers!

R: i'm getting my whip! wwhhhhe-kisssch!!!