an appearance by the bread machine?

K: rye i'm having trouble coming up with a new idea for ktv!

R: well, your theme song is classic so don't change it. i love the intro!

K: but what do i talk about?

R: how about a meow-li CNY report? or your father-in-law's wooden leg? an update on the trapped and poisoned cat would be cool. mah-jongg? gambling? veggie gardens!

K: nah.

R: did you get that last email from bread?

K: yeah.

R: he says he's coming for a visit in march.

K: yeah, i saw that. on a couple of conditions.

R: one being that i pay him some money i owe him.

K: yeah, you and bald titty.

R: well thankfully bald titty owes him more than i do.

K: so you admit you do owe him some.

R: yeah. 15 large. but i never borrowed it.

K: that sounds gangsta. how is it that you owe him money you never borrowed?

R: he left his last pay packet at my house. the sandstress spent it.

K: so it falls to you... so if you don't pay, he won't come?

R: yeah, i guess, depends on bald titty too.

K: don't pay.

R: why? don't you wanna see bread?

K: no. i mean yes. no. sort of, yeah.

R: you just want more time to get with his exes.

K: no! well, maybe... i got the phone, i got the numbers, i'm just...

R: married??

K: no. well, yes.

R: you're not bread?

K: i just don't have that certain... i don't know what...

R: charm? persistence? pony tail? wash board abs?

K: yeah. those.

R: do you remember when we were all still single and aaron would say to you, "kevin, if i had your body, i'd be getting laid all the time?"

K: vaguely. sounds like how chicks talk.

R: i don't know. sounds like how aaron talks. he also used to say how he thought you were getting smarter. remember that?

K: yes, not true though.

R: well, now. but back then it was. you were on a roll.

K: maybe, listen why do you need a ktv video?

R: have you seen the refurbishing job on the blog? doesn't it look nice? it would great to have some fresh kevlar meat as a kind of christening... don't you think?

K: are you drinking?

R: sure. aren't you?

K: not enough. you know this blog is just ni howdy junior you know...

R: i acknowledge it's a spin off blog, but it's different from ni howdy... ni howdy junior doesn't do it justice... i'd say it's like 'joanie loves chachi' was to 'happy days'...

K: ha! ryan loves kevlar!

R: so what's aaron's blog to ni howdy?

K: ummm... ask john.