Thursday, August 7

requisite newfie joke

I wasn't back long before I heard my first Newfie joke....

Two Newfies look at a Sears' Catalogue and admire the models.
One says to the other: "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?"


The second replies. "Yes, they are damn beautiful! And look at the price!"




The first says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they're not very expensive. At this

price, I'm buying one."

The second smiles and claps him on the back, "Good idea, order one and if

she is as beautiful as in the catalogue, I'll get one too."

Three weeks later, the Newfie asks his chum "Did you ever receive the girl

you ordered from the Sears' catalogue?"




The second replies, "No. But it shouldn't be long now.... I got her clothes yesterday!"

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