none of it

bread, kev and rye eating thai food monday...

K: wow, that was a great story bread. maybe i'll go get a starbucks coffee later too. but i wanna talk about nunavut.

B: OK.

K: well, nunavut is big. and not many people...

B: yep.

K: but quebec is the biggest province, so how's that work? it's the biggest with the less people...not country, but a ....

B: territory. it's a territory, kev. it broke off from the northwest territories in '99...

K: but not many people live there. why did i think it was a province?

B: i don't know. but it's not.

R: it was given to the natives for autonomous rule. first time ever. they got all of it.

B: yeah. so canada had two territories before and now there are three...

K: wait, now... if nunavut's not a province, then what's that make the yukon?

B: a territory! jesus, kevin! 35 years old and you're trying to figure out canadian geography?

K: well, i just thought that if there were less people in such a big place, it had to be a country or a province, you know?

B: no. so, it's sparsely populated. that's got nothing to do with it. listen, the yukon and northwest territories have been canadian territories for a long time. in '99, the canadian government granted the inuit self rule in their own territory, called nunavut, which was carved from the northwest territories.

R: so the northwest territories aren't as big as they used to be. the eastern side is now called nunavut.

K: OK...

B: got it?

K: some of it. so where's yellowknife?

R: didn't your brother live up there?

K: yeah, he was a chainsaw chucker!

R: yellowknife is in the northwest territories. whitehorse is in the yukon. what's the capital of nunavut? brett?

B: umm, gimmmee a minute...

K: up-tuk-be-yuk-fuk! ha-ha-ha-ha...hehheh..

B: jesus, kevlar!

R: your back hair just can't quite cover up your red neck, can it?

K: nope!

B: iqaluit!

R: yeah! and before it was...

K: fisherman's bay!

R: nice try...frobisher bay! christ, brett's a yank and he knows more about than you do...

K: well,...shut up!