K: update, update!
R: i've never seen you so geared for a new post before.
K: well, someone's gotta post and it's not gonna be me!
R: obviously. you're lucky you are who you are and not someone else or you'd be sent packin'.
K: well it's a good thing i am 'cause if i weren't you'd have some explainin' to do.
R: i put motion before the board to change the blog's name...
K: gasp!
R: that's right. you're too cranky and conservative lately. ever since you started wearing jeans you think you can just rest on your laurels...
K: what? what's a laurel?
R: you're just not as zany as you used to be.
K: i was never zany!
R: you were way back when. i'm gonna have to fictionalize your ass!
K: oh? not my ass!
R: as you know everything that's been written on this blog to this point has been entirely true...
K: rrright...rye... and bread's a fagget.
R: no, he's gonna kick yer ass when he gets here! i'm thinking captain kevlar and the world of the marvelous! we're gonna dress you up in tights and a cape!
K: nothing too marvelous about my life.
R; how about your wife? you said she had turned over a new leaf.
K: yeah, well the leaf turning was ok for a while...
R; and?
K: she doesn't like my attitude at three in the morning and i've had the kid all day and she wants to talk about her feelings, i wanna sleep woman! ... i don't wanna talk about it. by the way rye did you get in to school 'cause i didn't!
R: i know. too bad about that outstanding rape charge... you never told me why you really came to taiwan...
K: piss off! math! i need one math credit!
R: well, i got wait listed...
K: what's that mean?
R: that means they'll tell me sometime in the next few months whether i'm in or out.
K: geez...
R: in the meantime, i'm interviewing for my job for the 5th time in 5 years on monday...
K: good ol' wei dao...
R: yep. but grace is leaving..
K: yeah... that'll be weird... who's gonna replace her?
R: no idea...
K: have you told brett about the fish tank?
R: no. i'll tell him when he gets here.
K: tell the truth now.
R: i will and you'll back me up.
K: i'll stay out of it that's what i'll do!
R: after all it's kinda your fault.
K: not!
R: and he needs wheels when he's here. i offered him the honda hog but i don't know if i'll be able to bet in running in time... he may need to borrow your scooter...
K: no problem! i'll put cranberries in the gas tank!
R: excellent!
K: how's your fantasy team?
R: argh! still in imaginary last place. if i shut my eyes real tight i can almost visualize success... que sera sera. i'm not getting fake stressed about it anymore. i just don't know how long i should hang on to frank thomas.
K: cut 'em! send him camping. camping!
R: yeah, maybe... bread offered me a trade but i didn't take it. i think he was pretty pissed about it too...
K: oh, how do you know?
R: called me a loser and swore several times. oh yeah and he called me a commie fagget.
K: that's normal. do you think lawyer boy is any more sensitive to people's feelings now? 'cause i'm feeling a little fragile these days...
R: well buck up! get ready! pack the wife off to beijing for a week! she needs a vacation anyway...
K: maybe i will! that'd be marvelous!
R: ok i gotta end this thing...
K: well no one stopping you...
R: how 'bout a video this week mr topless tease?
K: you got it!
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