Ry joke, Bo trick

Oh yeah and the three dogs..

meanwhile in Kevlar's head...

thoughts are revolving around this ancient video game not played since 1983.

Kevlar be warned that games and shows enjoyed in one's childhood will not necessarily entertain your adult self. For instance I don't think there's any porn in Dragon's Lair... I'm assuming yer Dirk the Daring...I could be wrong but I don't think Princess Daphne's gonna be givin it up any time soon... Does Anne know about Daphne?

I checked it out and found this clip on the Tube... is this swiss or cheddar?

Holy Grail meets Star Wars III1/2

I couldn't resist this, the pull was too strong. I am weak...

Dragon's Lair

Only the greatest game...
I pick it up next week for the sweet price of 390 nt$. I haven't played since 1983 but I think I will get the hang of it.

Tropical fun

Some Philli adventure. Just to beat back the snow.

Cause its cold and busy in montana. Too cold for a T-shirt

This took 40 minutes. Damn i-movie crashed while rendering. I did it again but it just doesn't seem the same.

A little long but i like it.

Called its Dan. Hey Ry, got any ideas.

A shirt approved by the teacher

The students designed the shirt based on the idea that this teacher had the nicest body.

shakespeare monday

"...yeah i really miss the old guy, it was all i could do to put on his jewels, score with his wife every night..."

Simpsons do HAMLET (5:46)

Dusted off throwing ax

http://blip.tv/file/16226/
all the way from blip tv
For those of you who can't say anything nicely.. here is the link.

A day without a bruise

This video is a little long but the beginning is cute.

Rob Schneider is THE STAPLER!

the south park boys had a nice dig at Rob Schneider... and it fits in pretty well with today's STAPLE theme....

"Rob Schneider is about to find out that being a STAPLER isn't so great..."

out of control children

this is what happens when teachers aren't allowed to staple kids...

eric cartman on maury povich...

"Whatever! I don't go to school and I kill people!

Whatever! I do what I want!"

Staples

"If I don't get some quiet I'm gonna start stapling some tongues to the desks!!!

Can I do that?"

No, Kevlar you can't. Too gory. And you'd have to use those industrial sized ones.

Look what happened to this woman after she stapled some students... most of the parents are cool with it and then WHAM!



Here's an angry Korean teacher. He uses a left-right combination instead of stapling.



Here's how an Arab teacher went about it.



Kevlar is more of a tool guy I'm guessing.

Maybe a nail gun would better to attach tongues to desks. I don't know. It's early...

Look at that face, and look at that face

I have to work with one of these faces on Monday morning. I hope a smile pops up sometime before Thursday. Gee I miss Paul, he is so much fun.

not that we've seen any fights like these this week, but here's somebody's take on the

top ten baseball brawls ever...

at the same game

R: Oh wow another new pitcher for the Italians. this one's called DiRoma...

K: He smells good...

D: (groans)

K: Look! The Italians sure have strange names. A Vagina is batting 6th...

R: That's Av-ig-nina, Kev..

K: Oh, well he'll always be a vagina to me...

D: You two sicken me...

at the Italy-Australia game sunday night...

R: Italy changed their pitcher.

K: Oh.

R: There's a Ferrari on the scoreboard.

K: Oh yeah.

R: He's the pitcher.

K: He's fast.

kevlar at the ballpark

KTV Rice

Video editting practice, and a "Taiwan special" harvesting rice.

I bored myself to sleep

Tomorrow I will wake up and fight the boredom.
A certain Ry will probably invite me to a ball game... I would like to go!..

Si Ping Kweer Bait

K: I was just at the park and some guy made a pass at me!

R: What?

K: I was sitting on the bench, you know one of those park benches, having a smoke when this guy comes and sits down next to me.

R: Unh-huh...

K: Well then he leaned back and put his arm around me.

R: heh-heh... go on...

K: Well I thought that was strange enough but then he put his hand on my knee and started to move it up my thigh!

R: So what did you do?

K: I stood up and said, "Bu yong la! Wo bu yao LA!

R: What did he say?

K: He just kept on smiling and said "Bu yong she me?" and motioned for me to sit back down.

R: Did you?

K: NO! I walked away got on my bike and came straight to the office. He asked, "Ni yao hui jia ma?". I said yes I was going home. What the fuck?

R: Shit dude. Maybe he was inviting you back to his place...A man can't sit in the park and have a smoke these days, eh?

K: Exactly! And this isn't the first time this has happened near here...

R: Right, right, our readers probably aren't aware of the first incident...
Why don't you fill them in?

K: Right, okay, a few months ago I was on my way to work and I stopped at the Family Mart to get some smokes. When I came out there was this guy standing there...

R: Same guy from the park?

K: No, different guy. This guy had a little poodle with him and asked me if I lived around there...

R: The Si Ping Rd. area?

K: Yeah... anyway he asks me what I'm doing and I say I'm on my way to work and he asks me if I want to go swimming with him back at his place...

R: And did you?

K: No!

R: Okay, okay, I'm only asking for the record Kev...

K: I see, I see... Well since then I've seen that guy around and he's always looking at me... in that way, you know?

R: Christ on a rickshaw Kev! You must have been wearing your SPACE PANTS!

K: Yeah maybe but what the fuck!

R: Some guy hit on me once when I was in living in Korea... same deal, hand on the knee, the stroking of the thigh...

K: What happened?

R: I balked and he bailed. Stuck me with the bill, the bastard.

K: Gawd! Korea!

R: So are you going to be avoiding Si Ping from now on?

K: I can't! I work there! I eat there! I smoke there!

R: Can I call you queer bait?

K: Fuck off!

R: You're kinda the exact opposite of Bread.

K: You're a dick!

R: Maybe the guy was laying groundwork. We've learned that groundwork is really important. He's hoping next time you'll be friendlier...

K: There won't be a next time....

R: I don't know, they say groundwork pays off...

K: YEAH, IF YOU'RE A LANDSCAPER!!!!

Bread Music Favs #1

As per Bread's request. Tom Petty's 'Runnin' Down A Dream'...

Actually I like this one too, I've had it on my mp3 player lately... good ridin' and weavin' song...

Bag Pipes in the 'Nish

Water power

the aristocrats

eric cartman tells his buddies a very detailed joke... NSFW

Texas b-sides part IV, the final say...

Texas game B-sides part III...

Continuation from part II... drunken tongue at work...

Texas game B-sides part II...

Texas game B-sides, part I...

the first in a series b-sides to the ni howdy posts last week...

Chang Hua Halloween Party Last Saturday

the party was also a birthday bash for Nate Lindberg, shown at right in top photo. on his right is Ba Gua Shan dweller Kevin McLeod.

Cirru's got the fire-hair, papa of Ivo's buddy Dylan.

Tom and Joyce.

Kevin and Nate get into the scotch

and a man called Hoagie

KTV Winter

Itchy bite flies

natural habitat II

angry face day promotion

sign up!

we'd like it to be on a tuesday

natural habitat

drinking beer in a tay-hass tee

aint the same as watchin' tv...

yeah...

think about it...

'Cause i like this song

I wonder if we will ever pull this off.

How halloween originated.