QUICK HIDE THE STASH!!!! TALKING WITH KEVLAR is now no longer DARK VAPOR'S dirty little secret! Long time CENTRAL CITY blogger BIG ELL has been here and has linked us up! Holy shit! DARK VAPOR can hardly contain himself! He's FREAKIN' GIDDY already! I've never seen him sooo satisfied with himself! Except for that time when I caught him looking at internet porn!
Yesterday we were just the B-side of NI HOWDY. No longer! TWK is steppin' it up and steppin' out! DARK VAPOR thinks BIG ELL'S hordes of readers are gonna be stoppin' by on a regular basis fo' sho'! I been tryin' to calm him down all morning. I just don't want him to get his hopes UP that's all.
ME: CALM THE FUCK DOWN, DV!
DV: THIS IS HUGE! PEOPLE ARE GONNA READ OUR STUFF! WE'RE EMERGING FROM THE SHADOWS TO TAKE OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE AT THE FOREFRONT OF CENTRAL CITY BLOGS!
ME: DON'T GET YER HOPES UP THAR TOO HIGH DV! BIG ELL'S READERS ARE PRETTY FRICKIN' SOPHISTICATED YOU KNOW...
DV: SILENCE! I'LL NOT HEAR IT!
ME: IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO COME HERE AND SPEND TIME YOU'RE GONNA WANNA BE COMIN' UP WITH SOME BETTER SHIT THAN THOSE SORRY ASS POSTS YOU BEEN PUSHIN'...
DV: NO MATTER! WE HAVE KEVLAR!
ME: DID YOU GET YER K-DAR WORKIN?
DV: I DID AND HE'S NEAR. VERY NEAR, I CAN FEEL HIM, ER... IT.
ME: YOU BEST BE GETTIN SOME MORE MATERIAL FOM HIM THEN!
DV: OH I WILL DONT YOU WORRY YER PRETTY LITTLE HEAD...
ME: FUCK YOU DV! HE'S DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO ME ABOUT THE PLANE CRASH, TIGER ATTACK OR CREEPY ROBOT VIDS YOU THOUGHT WOULD P-LEASE HIM SO MUCH. HOW ARE YOU GONNA WITHDRAW THE K-JUICE?
DV: LEAVE THAT TO ME.... LOOK FOR A KEVLAR EXCLUSIVE LATER IN THE WEEK MO FO!
to be continued....
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2 comments:
I can take you off my list to keep your little secret.
as Big Ell giveth he also may taketh away! We're honoured to be on THE list! DV would never forgive me!
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