Sunday, August 5

Cut-offs


Erections and tofu farts got the better of most of my shorts. For a 100nt I had my shabby pants converted, and they fit perfectly.
I say "NO to having the crotch of my shorts rip out again!" I say "No" to the old seamstress winking before fixing another pair of tattered shorts. So maybe it is my ass-crack plumber butt that stresses my seams. I say it is better than a two toothed seamstress stressing my dreams.

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