Nostalgia drinks

R: Hey D-Wayne, can I get a rum and coke?

D: Sure. You want a tall glass or a short glass?

R: Tall. Your coke isn't flat is it?

D: No. No. I check 'em all to make sure now.

Enter Kevlar...

K: You know what Brit Paul just told me?

R: No, what?

K: He got so drunk Friday night that he went home to the wrong apartment building.

R: That's pretty drunk.

K: Yeah. It was the one he lived in last year... hey what are you drinkin'?

R: Rum and coke.

K: MMM... I want one of those... Hey Dwayne! Can I have what he's having?

D: Sure. You want a tall glass or a short glass?

K: Tall.

R: Nice choice.

K: Well, I can't let you have all the fun... I'm a couple beers in... mmmm... that's good...

Next day...

rye got up with a fuzzy brain after 2 tall kirins, 3 tall rum and cokes and countless inhalation... went to work for 8 AM... still fuzzy... and thirsty, damn thirsty, not hungry, well he did eat some granola and shu bing, damn the shu bing. Dammit when did rye become such a lightweight?

11 AM... enter Kevlar at school...

K: How much rum is in one of those?

R: A lot I think. At least half rum. I'm a little fuzzy today...

K: Yeah. I had a few and Dean bought me a beer and then I thought I'd have another so I did and then Brit Paul bought me a beer... by 9 I was just silly...

R: Some good though eh?

K: Oh yeah the nostalgia drinks you drinkin the nostalgia drinks I thought I had to have one, then more... yeah... some good...

R: I hit the hay early.

K: I was hung over before I went to bed. thank god Kaia slept through last night 'cause I was too sloppy to do anything like that...

R: I wonder how Red A's doing.

K: Whatever he's doin' I'm sure he's doin' it his way and I'm sure it's done by now!

The Sandy Ryan song

some pics of the kids

DV bought a cell phone with that new fangled camera feature...

quite handy... here are some pics of Kaia and Ivo. Ivo loves it when she and Kevlar come over... Kevlar is Kaia-baba

Facts about Kevlar

-is owned by DuPont Company

-was invented by a woman, Stephanie Kwolwek, in the 60's

-was first sold in the 70's

-is an aramid! that means fire resisitant and strong as fuck!

-better strength to weight ratio than steel, 5 times greater motherhumper!

-"is spun like a spider spins a web"

- used in everything from bicycles to bulletproof jackets

- does not rust or corrode but is weakened by water

-there are 3, count 'em 3 grades of Kevlar! Kevlar, Kevlar 29 and Kevlar 49!

-Kevlar 29 will stop bullets, K49 will reinforce the hull of your boat

-decomposes under alkaline conditions, keep away from chlorine, swimming pool conditions

- is expensive as all fuck and forged under the harshest of conditions...

-we got kevlar!








*notes cribbed from wiki

Thanks for the invite

Thought I would get a pic of you up here.
You like pink, and t-shirts that say menopause.

'Kenny and the Dinosaur'

Another treat from kevlar productions! Deal almost sealed!

negociations going well

we are thrilled to have access to this little jewel...

rare footage from the archives... kevlar klaymations presents kenny the killer

Announcing a possible coup in cognitive consumption...

... Kevlar signal getting stronger, link stabilizing, possible permanent personality plug-in almost a done deal... contract conference to be concluded over kirins...

TPB BTS 2

TPB behind the scenes look at the making of their movie...

Effin' Phones!

We'd like to direct everyone to the comments section of the previous post where we received a phone-in comment from Kevlar about his "gay phone". Evidently phoned in on his land line, the K-man has been dealing with damaged goods weeks upon weeks now.
Only "the wife" seems to be able to get through to him these days, much to his chagrin...

Everything reported in the comment box is absolutely true but there was also a prelude to that conversation...

CPG: Did you drop it?

K: No.

CPG: Did you wash it?

K: No!

CPG: Did you burn it?

K: No! I didn't burn it!

CPG: Do you wear around your neck, hugging your hairy, sweaty torso everyday?

K: Next question!!!

CPG: Because your fur water may infect the phone...

K: What else!

CPG: Did you fuck it?

K: What?

CPG: Did you fuck it? You know, stick your penis in it? Did you do that?

K: What!? Why?! No!!!

CPG: All I'm saying is that it looks like it's been fucked. That's all.

Trailer Park Boys Movie trailer

released last week... DV's jumpin' out of hes shorts.

Here's a classic intro to the TV show... Bubbles vs. the Bible PIMP...

Lately Kevlar's been all about the Youtube. Lonely Girl's a fake! Did you hear that? Lonely Girl's a fake! Yeah! They found it out! She's an actress from the UK who was hired by a production company! Youtubers thought it looked way too slick! Flamethrowers they got flamed and some people are really upset! OHH she''s gettin slammed. I like Lazy Dork. He's funny. How do we get thousands of hits on our vids like those other people? Easy... just tag your video Lonely Girl or Lazy Dork! But you'll get slammed for sure!

another Kevlar original

Watch the video

He's got big teeth he's got red teeth he's got big teeth he's got bin lang teeth!

RIDING WITH KEVLAR

Watch the video

I WEAR A HELMET TO WORK!

KEVLAR MOTORCYCLE VID COMING SOON...

starring the blue pistol and HIS KAYNESS...