We'd like to direct everyone to the comments section of the previous post where we received a phone-in comment from Kevlar about his "gay phone". Evidently phoned in on his land line, the K-man has been dealing with damaged goods weeks upon weeks now.
Only "the wife" seems to be able to get through to him these days, much to his chagrin...
Everything reported in the comment box is absolutely true but there was also a prelude to that conversation...
CPG: Did you drop it?
K: No.
CPG: Did you wash it?
K: No!
CPG: Did you burn it?
K: No! I didn't burn it!
CPG: Do you wear around your neck, hugging your hairy, sweaty torso everyday?
K: Next question!!!
CPG: Because your fur water may infect the phone...
K: What else!
CPG: Did you fuck it?
K: What?
CPG: Did you fuck it? You know, stick your penis in it? Did you do that?
K:
CPG: All I'm saying is that it looks like it's been fucked. That's all.
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