A Disaster (again)

Home boy Jack one day poo(ed) in the bathroom in (the) early morning. And he was exciting (ed) when he (was) reading something (some) book which is not good for children. It is so exciting his penis stand up in triumph. Suddenly he fell into the toilet and (was) stuck in there yelling, hoping someone can come and help him. But it is (was) too early all his family still sleeping so he just wait there in the toilet with the poo and the book being exciting until suddenly his sister come to save him. What a sad boy.

Lucky Break

Tongue in cheek - this kid never listens to what I say

I was expecting (wondering) who to (would) be my next conversation teacher when I was a senior two (one) student last semester. Teacher Frank taught well when I was in senior one. I didn't expect one who could be better than teacher Frank. To my surprise, it was a handsome man called Ryan. He taught even better than Frank. Each of his smile(s), movements, actions, humor, knowledge and culture attrack(t)ed (me) to his class. I can't find one who is better than he until now, It's my preasure (pleasure)to be taught by him. I view this event as my lucky break in my life.

Sodomized Man wins Lotto with Ticket Left Behind by Rapist

For this assignment I asked my students to choose one of five possible events, a disaster, an emergency, a lucky break, a mystery or a triumph. This kid misunderstood and incorporated all five into his story.

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Tim, 17, was had a disaster last night. Someone was break into his home and rape(d) him with a sense of triumph. After the man (was) gone, he thought that emergency is over eventually. The day after that, he find a receipt on the floor. He pick it up and it correspond (to) today's (winning) lottery number. What a lucky break! And he suddenly find he won the lottery! It was the biggest mystery in his whole life!