kevlar quote of the day

"I used sandalwood shampoo in my hair this morning. Do you think it makes my ass look big?"

kevlar quotes of the week

"you know there are no massage parlors in this neighbourhood? ...I looked."

- at some T intersection on han kou

"can i use my bank book to get money out of the atm?"

- strapped mid week

"i like the way, the feel of the fan on my body, when it blows, you know."

- a kevlar classic