sheepdogs - the way it is

i could make this team 

mushroom bagel

lopped off top just add caterpillar cream cheese - yum

hydromorphone

had to look it up - definitely an opiate though a watered down one - wiki entry , buzz buzz.

kevlar 4.0

happy birthday kev.

yeah thanks there guy.

 how's it feel to be entering your 5th decade?

hold it now. i'm only 40!

right.

i suppose. i feel good. you're not far behind me.

i'm not far behind you.

you will join me soon.

i will join you soon.

will you stop that! i am not your father!

i feel so youngish in your company.

ass.

yours?

what?

on the internets.

right.

now that you're 40 you should probably stop showing your ass around.

it's called mooning but i never do it. it's a myth.

hmm.. there's all this evidence...

lies!

propaganda?

it's all brett's fault! he's the real arse!

he loves you you know. more than anyman i know.

i don't need that kind of love.

well, have a fine birthday. have a beer cake.

thank you. and don't publish this conversation.

ok. (ass.)

mushroom cloud over me.

look at my uvula

name that carapace

hint: it's not what it looks like.

flash-back

"seriously, did you see me moon that sailboat? it was awesome!"

lawyers, guns and money

"...after a long day of improbable and grotesque mischief."

warren zevon week - excitable boy

this song has been rattling around inside my head since bread was here

make no mistake - this blog is still all about the kevlar... oh, the dialogue that's scurrying around in my head - for instance: did you know that kevlar didn't see his brother for nine whole years because they were living in different places? it's true.