Another Kevlar Exclusive

R: That was a pretty cool video you put up on Ni Howdy yesterday, Kevlar.

K: Yeah, thanks. I watched it, like, 20 times last night and on every break at work yesterday!

R: It's definitely worth multiple views. Lotsa subtlties there a viewer may miss during the first or even second watch.

K: I like it. I think it's funny.

R: And what inspired you to sing this song?

K: I was teaching class the other day and Jan-Jan, our secretary, came to my door and said that she was in the office instant messenging with Bread...

R: And?

K: She says to me, "Bread says you should blow me."

R: Har! He's such a dick.

K: Yes, yes he is. Anyway, so then she asked me in her sweet little innocent Jan-Jan way, "What's that mean?"

R: He probably meant for her to say that you should blow him...

K: Well, yeah... but that's not what she said...

R: Did you tell her?

K: Well yeah... Anyway I got to thinking about Bread and how annoying he can be even when he's not here in Taiwan...

R: Yeah, he can get girls to do anything...

K: Yesss!! So remember that list of Bread-isms you wrote last year?

R: Yeah...

K: well, I thought BLOW ME should be added to the list. 'Cause he says that a lot...

R: Yes, yes he does...

K: So I thought how can I annoy Bread like he annoys me... I know! I'll sing one of his favorite songs but change the words into Bread-isms!

R: So you did.

K: No! I didn't! I made a whole new song! I was gonna do a Dylan song but it was too hard and I have a kid and a job and I just don't have that kinda time, you know?

R: I know.

K: So I had the idea and i did it. There. I think it's funny.

R: It's hilarious. Mail's been coming in from viewers saying they liked your guitar playing style but they had trouble understanding the lyrics...

K: We edited it yesterday. Linked to the lyrics in case anyone wants to sing along...

R: Cool.. You know I had to watch it 3 times before I figured out what the first verse was about?

K: Ha! Heh! And you wrote the f**kin thing!

R: Yeah. What's up with that?

K: That's funny.

R: So do you think you succeeded in annoying Bread?

K: Maybe. probably not. But I Hope So!

R: You sing so well with a cig in yer mouth.

K: Well...

R: Where can fans download this song?

K: Um.. I'll let you know... I might re-record it..

R: During pre-production of the song there was talk of you possibly playing TOPLESS.
Any truth to those rumours?

K: LIES!! All LIES!!!

R: wWhat's next in the world of Kevlar?

K: HYDRO-FOILS.. Fuck they're cool... Alexander Graham Bell invented 'em... rode on the Bras d'Or lake don't ya know... I saw a video about'em on youtube...

R: Teacher's day dinner tonight...

K: Oh yeah... electronic prizes!!

R All right then.. We gotta go...

K: Fine..

R: I see you're wearing your SPACE PANTS today...

K: SPACE PANTS? What are you talking about?

R: Your SPACE PANTS..

K: Why are they SPACE PANTS?

R: 'Cause your ASS is out of this world!!!!

K: Good then...