KEVLAR-HAR-HAR

KEVLAR-HAR-HAR

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Kevlar missing balls at the batting cages. Hilarious!!!!

Kevlar's Road Paint

Kevin the Kayaker

Kevin the Kayaker

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My friend Kevin visited me at the Lake back in the summer of '04

K.R.A.S.H. (Kevlar Rye And Some Helicopter)

...and the answer is, "Leprechauns and Kangaroos could really work well together...what with the small size of the Leprechaun and the convenient carrying pouch of the Kangaroo.."

DARK VAPOR wonders what if Leprechauns had settled Australia, would they have used Kangaroos like men use horses and camels?

Priest Update

I just found out that Kevlar has discovered that the Irish priest is actually Australian. This is causing some confusion as to whether he should be praying to the Leprechaun God or the Kangaroo God. Make up yer mind cause a man between a Leprechaun and a Kangaroo should be mighty careful about several things....

which will be divulged..... RIGHT NOW!!!!

Catholic Guilt

Kevlar has been chatting up an Irish priest for the last little bit. I think he's trying to get an answer to some of his many questions about life, love and the pursuit of happiness.

"That Irish priest, he's from Ireland." No way. You gotta be kidding me...

Thanks, K

It's not like his K-ness has had his mouth sewn shut or anything. He's still got lots to say about stuff like home made steady - cam handles made for only $14, My god what a bargain I cant believe it the video looks so good!!!

"....plant! Plant! Plant! Plant! Eggplant!

KEVLAR QUOTE OF THE DAY

Hey Kevlar, what's your favorite vegetable?

Kevlar: Egg.

Orders are Orders

DARK VAPOR gave Kevlar a list of groceries to buy for Jimbo's party on the 3rd.

He is to purchase, in order of yumminess... any food that starts with P...

peas

pizza

peanut butter

pepperoni

pineapples

peaches

potatoes

pears

PORK

pie

popsicles

papayas

pastrami

pickles

perogies

pasta

pancakes

pudding

peppers

pot roast

Polish sausage

pretzels

paella

persimmons

pomelos ( good luck, They're out of season YOUR KAYNESS! )

pumpkins

panini

plums

prunes

paprika

parsley

pastries

pi pau gao

After an hour of work....

Dark Vapor: Hey Kevlar you got something on your face. Toothpaste or something...

Kevlar licks it off his own face. The tongue is huge!

Kevlar: No. Egg.

Kevlar to Dark Vapor. " Nobody loves you. Go away!"

NS vs. OZ

Kevlar said to his Oztralian co-worker Speff Jargo -

K: Hey Speff! Who does your laundry?

SJ: Huh!?

K: Your laundry? Who does it?

SJ: Hunh?

K: Your washings. Who does your washings?

SJ: Oh! I do. Sometimes. Heh, heh. You ah wanna come over and help?

just because there aint been no postin about kevlar's speakin' dont mean he aint been...

for instance just yesterdee i met him down to the old waterhole and we had a few beer. he had quite a lot to say about the erection and installation of his new pool on his balcony. He can "...sit ass to ankle..." in it . must be nice to be able to afford such a luxurious pool all's we gots to say..

Kevlar has been sporting fresh new duds all this week. Well, he wore the same shirt on Monday and Thursday but that's beside the point. The point is his Kayness is taking his wardrobe in a whole new direction! It's an exciting time to be a friend of Kevlar's!!!!!!!

Morning Compliment Rebuked Rudely

Kevlar has insisted that whenever we greet him in the morning, we're to immediately compliment him. So this AM when we saw him chewing cyber cookies we said that his hair looked fresh and neatly groomed, he scowled and barked back,

"Is that all you can say?"

Christ on a trike your Kayness! OK OK your hair looks less thin than yesterday! Jeez!!!

I guess that can of spray paint wasn't empty after all...

his Kayness (once again)

During a mostly unprovoked attack on DARK VAPOR the other day, Kevlar launched an industrial strength rubber band through time, space and the newspaper he was reading into the side of DV's face. The pain was searing, the emotion was hatred, the plan of attack and revenge is set. Watch thyself Kevlar!!!!

Kevlar just left the building. He said he was going to get some fresh air but we thinks he's goin' off into the forest again to liberate some trees from their earthy prisons!!! DARK VAPOR tried to stop him but was talked into a corner with no way out!!

Pines, popples, palms look out!!! There are construction ideas in that head!!! Defend yourselves with branches and roots, leaves and betel nuts!!! Go for the weak spots!!! That small blue pack in the breast pocket. Spear that and you'll survive. For that is the source of THE KAYNESS!!!!!

geography lessons

When discussing one day what the hell we are still doing in Taiwan after all these years, Kevlar said:

"Did you know there are more than 100 countries in this world?"

Yep, I sure did. And Wonder Bread has been to all of 'em!