Sponsor a Child

This is not your mother's Sally Struthers. Get with the 21st, let go of the media all time high rate of making bad news travel faster.
Let the sun shine in! From the sunny shores of that precious little dragon, the isle de Formosa, the breath taking country of Taiwan.
Forget jobless, mentor a child and re-live your youth. Live in the past and make the future bright. For the low low price of 100usd a month. You can sponsor a privileged child. One with a future, mountains of homework, clear goals for the next 18 years. Non-emaciated, with friends, fancy cars, and oodles of cash to spend on video games,dental work and fast food.
For the low price you can attach yourself to something bright and happy. Completely ignorant of war,poverty, CNN. A child who only knows Obama as some poor Black Kenyan, who became president.
Come on! You never wanted to look after your own, and sponsor a child at home. You have been reaching out for years. Bring those hands together. Unite with children who don't need your help. Change your thinking, send your money, Make the world bright.
Nothing cheap ever lasts! Spend 2000usd a year and get details like: Hand drawn self-portrait, responses to the FAQ , joy of knowing a child is using your money for extendend surrival in FPS games.

Paraskavedekatriaphobia

I did not know this.

LEGEND HAS IT: If 13 people sit down to dinner together, one will die within the year. The Turks so disliked the number 13 that it was practically expunged from their vocabulary (Brewer, 1894).

Many cities do not have a 13th Street or a 13th Avenue. Many buildings don't have a 13th floor. If you have 13 letters in your name, you will have the devil's luck (Jack the Ripper, Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Theodore Bundy and Albert De Salvo all have 13 letters in their names).