All eyes ready for K's landing....

KEVLAR's return is imminent. DARK VAPOR first got wind of his Kayness' impending return sometime this A.M. after we'd been re-linked the net. Due to his uncanny talent of feeling his way among other dimensions as well as our own, DV is adamant that the one called K will return in the next coupla days. this should contribute to a flurry of blogging in order to keep up with the news KEVLAR should bringing back with him. Our readers can hardly wait...

Here are DARK VAPOR'S top ten predictions regarding KEVLAR's return to the island...

1. He'll be bringing with him little K and big A...
2. He'll appear from out of the sky...
3. He hasn't given up smoking and Kaia hasn't yet begun...
4. He'll have a new tool wish list...
5. He'll work his first full day back...
6. He'll have a few things to say...
7. He'll not have the moose meat Rye ordered...
8. But he'll come through with the duct tape if not the duck tape...
9. Strollers are handy...
10. a new and healthy respect for his family Canada side.....

Fierce Tiger Attack!

Controlled Demolitions

Seinfeld auditions on Conan

RYE loves Seinfeld but DARK VAPOR does not so much...

you can't do that on television

Remember this one? Geez we feel old!

jet hits wall

This plane crashes into concrete wall at 500 mph. Granted, the wall was built to withstand a nuclear blast. Watch what happens to the plane.

Tainan '04

why is that guy so frickin' happy? Not 'cause his Kayness is gone that's fo' sho'!

littlest hobo

DARK VAPOR has been humming this tune for days now. He really needs to get out more.

-Beer Wars - part 2

-Beer Wars -

we think kevlar would enjoy this if he were somehow able to see it...

Gay Vegas

'cause Ni Howdy is too gay for this Ice T cover on the banjo!

No signal on the K-Dar. No word from his Kayness. So we're going to start the conversation and fill in what we assume his Kayness would say.

Hey Kev.

Hey I was just at the Superstore and do you know that it costs a dollar to get a cart?!

(uh oh post tbc. my lttle monkey just woke up and he's going to investigate...)

Update

In the dying moments before his Kayness' departure,

"You're gonna have to eat that cake yourself 'cause when I get to Nova Scotia, I'm eatin' steak every meal!

So we haven't spoken to or heard from his Kayness in oh say 5 days, no 4 or so...
We can only assume that they were checked for gonishes on their way in and are now eating steak all day.

Raging Fred Flintstone

DARK VAPOR awoke this morning to an odd sensation. He knew it immediately too. He could sense it. He glanced quickly at his specially built K-DAR. No activity. None at all.
This could only mean one thing. KEVLAR has fled the island. Gone. 30,000 feet and climbing , perhaps landing in Vancouver by now. Well out of range of his K-DAR....

Nipples! KITH

Flintstones Smoke Winstons