After an hour of work....

Dark Vapor: Hey Kevlar you got something on your face. Toothpaste or something...

Kevlar licks it off his own face. The tongue is huge!

Kevlar: No. Egg.

Kevlar to Dark Vapor. " Nobody loves you. Go away!"

NS vs. OZ

Kevlar said to his Oztralian co-worker Speff Jargo -

K: Hey Speff! Who does your laundry?

SJ: Huh!?

K: Your laundry? Who does it?

SJ: Hunh?

K: Your washings. Who does your washings?

SJ: Oh! I do. Sometimes. Heh, heh. You ah wanna come over and help?

just because there aint been no postin about kevlar's speakin' dont mean he aint been...

for instance just yesterdee i met him down to the old waterhole and we had a few beer. he had quite a lot to say about the erection and installation of his new pool on his balcony. He can "...sit ass to ankle..." in it . must be nice to be able to afford such a luxurious pool all's we gots to say..

Kevlar has been sporting fresh new duds all this week. Well, he wore the same shirt on Monday and Thursday but that's beside the point. The point is his Kayness is taking his wardrobe in a whole new direction! It's an exciting time to be a friend of Kevlar's!!!!!!!

Morning Compliment Rebuked Rudely

Kevlar has insisted that whenever we greet him in the morning, we're to immediately compliment him. So this AM when we saw him chewing cyber cookies we said that his hair looked fresh and neatly groomed, he scowled and barked back,

"Is that all you can say?"

Christ on a trike your Kayness! OK OK your hair looks less thin than yesterday! Jeez!!!

I guess that can of spray paint wasn't empty after all...

his Kayness (once again)

During a mostly unprovoked attack on DARK VAPOR the other day, Kevlar launched an industrial strength rubber band through time, space and the newspaper he was reading into the side of DV's face. The pain was searing, the emotion was hatred, the plan of attack and revenge is set. Watch thyself Kevlar!!!!

Kevlar just left the building. He said he was going to get some fresh air but we thinks he's goin' off into the forest again to liberate some trees from their earthy prisons!!! DARK VAPOR tried to stop him but was talked into a corner with no way out!!

Pines, popples, palms look out!!! There are construction ideas in that head!!! Defend yourselves with branches and roots, leaves and betel nuts!!! Go for the weak spots!!! That small blue pack in the breast pocket. Spear that and you'll survive. For that is the source of THE KAYNESS!!!!!

geography lessons

When discussing one day what the hell we are still doing in Taiwan after all these years, Kevlar said:

"Did you know there are more than 100 countries in this world?"

Yep, I sure did. And Wonder Bread has been to all of 'em!

TREE LOVER! BUILDER!

During an aside with Kevlar today, we thought we sniffed the scent of pine needles.
DARK VAPOR reckons His Kayness has been rootin' through the forest again!

To his credit he knocked the cover off the ball todayat the whackin' cages!!!!

He might just make the team yet!!!!

CHANG ON SALE!

We learned today that CHANG BEER, "the Best Selling Thai Beer", is on sale super super cheap at the RT MART on Zhong Ming Rd. Seeing Kevlar's 24 loaded up on the BLUE PISTOL, DARK VAPOR traded a vodka tonic for a sixer of cans. Pretty sweet deal says we.

Kevlar quote of the weekend - "Mother's day is all about mothering. Mothers should mother more on Mother's Day. I'm goin' to get drunk."

Kevlar quote of the day- "Hey! Let's stop and get matching shirts!"

what's that smell?

DARK VAPOR is up and feeling a little fuzzy when he discovers his schedule for the day will involve a lot of standing around looking vigilant. He tries to get Kevlar on the line but that guy just cannot be woken! All DARK VAPOR wanted was to coordinate outfits! Or at least switch 'em up at the breakfast shop!" Hands off my pei-gen-yu-mi dan bing freeloader!!!" says DARK VAPOR!

the forest for the trees

"Wood! I need wood! See that forest over there? No? Well, I'm gonna need to borrow your hammer. You do have a hammer, don't you? Wood, wood, wood!"

Kevlar, founder and spokesman of the TWLA - Taiwan Wood Liberation Army

DARK VAPOR says Kevlar better hit them balls pretty frickin' hard today or else there's gonna be an ass whoppin'! And a demotion!

Kevlar quote of the day..."I like the way the fan feels on my body."

I've got to introduce Kevlar to my new friend, DARK VAPOR!

Conspiracy theories and old histories of the long dead we used to know!

new direction for this thang

ok so my material has been stretched a little thin. I can't just blog about smoking all the time.

so the blog is now about things my friend Kevlar talks about.

could be anything....

today we leafed through some flyers K found in my mailbox.

It annoys him that I don't pick them up when I walk in the gate.

I do sometimes. Just not all the time.

He confesses he doesn't get these flyers in his neighborhood.

I told him he should move uptown.

The flyers are nice.

And colourful.

Lotsa pictures. Deals. Bargains. Beds, folding and elephant patterned.

Storage underneath for winter stuff in the summer and summer stuff in the winter.

Let's put that heavy yellow jacket away. What would anyone need the clutter for anyhow?

Didn't bother washing it. Didn't check the pockets Pillows. Gotta have pillows.

That's a big TV. Bigger than yours.

Digital cameras. Now that's where it's at. I like mine. It's neat. That's a good price. Look at this.

Frank said those printers are too slow.

Am I gonna be printing out pictures like that.

Don't think so, not too freakin' often.

I had some RT dollars you know, 1200 NT you know...

DEHUMIDIFIERS!!!! to be continued.....